First Class Lounge Observations (Top Ten)

1. Men wear sportcoats
2. Women wear pearls
3. White wine, not red
4. Apple, not PC
5. They appear to be used to this treatment
6. Spouses don't talk to each other
7. Thanking waitstaff is rare
8. Weird luggage
9. Where are all the famous people I thought this was exclusive
10. I never want to turn into them